Ohkay... so since this is my college blog, I'll write up something about it now...finally..
Aah.
So.Paattum melavum thudangatte..!!

FIRST DAY AT COLLEGE
SoCalledCoolDude#1: Hey, My name is XYZ ZY Y, What is your name?
ME: Err... nitin.
SCD#1: jithin?
ME: No, Nitin...
SCD#1: oh, Nidhin.
ME: dude, its nitin, en-aiy-tee-aiy-en!
SCD#1: So, ni-tt-in! My rank is YZZX, What's your rank?
ME: :|
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LATER...Senior#1: Dae, what's your name?
ME: nitin...
S#2: What?
ME: nitin.
S#1: Tell me once more...
ME: nitin sj
S#2: full name asshole!
ME: :| nitin ESZZJAAY....
S#1: @#$%#@
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AT THE ARTS FEST...S#3: Dude, you must take part in all items...
Class: okay...
S#4: And, it is very important for our team Pallavi to win this year...
Class: aha *nods*
S#3: Yeah so will will tell you the list of offstage events now...
*goes on to blab the shit*
S#4: Then there is a program called college?
Class: aha*nods*
ME: wtf?
S#3: It is written c-o-l-l-a-g-e and pronounced KoLLaajj...
ME: oh, collage...
Class: *nods*
S#4: Its basically simple, they give you some magazines, you cut n paste them on a drawing sheet to look naaice..
Class: oh *nods*
ME: :|
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HOSTEL...SCD#2: Yeah, Lets sing rock!
ME: You people listen rock!! *Happy face*
SCD#3: *Comes out in a Black graphic tee, n jeans, complete with a wrist band with the marijuana logo... does the \m/...*
ME: Finally, civilization...!
SCD#2: "It starts with now... In the end it doesn't even matter...."
SCD#3: "....Larger than life! tu tudu tudutudu...hey...."
ME: wtf!!!
SCD#4: *jumps out from nowhere* "Its the Candy shop....!..."
ME: :|
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WITH THE GIRLS...ME: Hi da...
Girl#1: brr...
ME: Hey da Girl#2... Good Morning...
G#2: *looks around, and then gives me a deep stare*
ME: :(
later that day...G#3 who saw the whole incident approaches me when I am about to leave...G#3: So, whats with the hey DA?
ME: What?
G#3: Why did you call them da earlier..?
ME: Who? *as if I kept a log of hi-s*
G#3: You know, G#1&2 today morning!!
ME: oh that... what of it?
G#3: Why can't you address them with a little respect??
ME: I did no? I spoke in the lowest volume pssible, in the kindest voice, with the nicest smile...
G#3: Still you called them DA!
ME: So, ... since we belong in the same class...
G#3: But its you. You listen Rock, you look strange, and you look as if you are the king of something!
ME: What!
G#3: You must act a lil more "decent"...
ME: What did I do? :o
G#3: Nothing, you wont understand...
ME: :|
another day, I'm standing near the cafeteria, the girls come...they don't see me there.G#2: I think the tvm freak is into me...
G#1: No I think he is after me...
ME: :O
later... G#3 calls me...G#3: Why are you after all this girls?? Why can't you be a naicce boy?
ME: Err... what? Who girls?
G#3: And why do you have to go after all of them...?
ME: ... what did I do now?
G#3: You send them Good morning messages, you say hi to them, what is this man? Can't you be decent? like SCD#5 and his gang or something...
ME: :|
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note: That time I was recovering from something worse, and girls were of least concern... and SCD#5 and his gang, are a group of sick bastards who are so much into porno that most of em suffer from dysfunction, apart from the beer drinking puking sessions, and the smoking competitions...
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YET ANOTHER...*I go to college in my casuals, now that dreaded period of first year has come to an end*
SCD#6: Dai, ayye, it is a duplicate no?
ME: What?
SCD#6: You tee-shirt...
ME: Yeah whatever...
*SCD#6 comes over and checks the tag...*
SCD#6: Gosh! it's real. I never thought you would wear real stuff! And it doesnt look real as well...
ME: Why? can't I wear...?
SCD#6: na, its just that, its you...
ME: *sigh*
SCD#6: What!! don't sigh, don't be such a demo king! and you dont know how to swear in mallu? Why do you always saw 'fuck' when you want to swear?
ME: wtf!!! poda poorimone!
SCD#6: ayyo, entha. you sweared at me!!
ME: you were asking for it! and its SWORE!!
SCD#6: No wonder! you are freak! you go after girls, you listen to noise and call them songs, you dont watch porn with the other blokes, are you even human!
ME: Should I do all that to be human? :(
SCD#6: I'll leave, talking to you is a waste of time...
ME: :|
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note: You guys know my vocabulary in both languages, right? And SCD#6 still thinks he's cool n shit, and whatever he says is the law. The only one who differs him in all ways possible, is me. So he has to show it off some day or the other.
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NEXT...IN A GROUP DISCUSSION...
ME: So guys, lets discuss your pet peeve...
SCD#1: Well, I like cats..
G#1: Me too, but Kittens do better...
SCD#2: I have a dawg...
G#1: So what about you? You like them only at zoos?
ME: :| :| :| *sigh*
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I'm just hoping the next batch wouldn't be as fucked up as this...
And yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll get a sure irruttadi the coming year, I can already see it coming...
Now you see why I said my college rocks...